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Boy friend guide

Wed Feb 4, 2009, 5:15 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: the clicks of the rubik's cube
  • Reading: the words on my monitor
  • Watching: my heart as it slowly stops beating
  • Playing: the pathitc game of life
  • Eating: an apple
  • Drinking: in the world's sorrow
-When she walks away from you mad - follow her.
-When she stare's at your lips - kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hits you - grab her & dont let go.
-When she starts cursing at you - kiss her & tell her you love her.
-When shes quiet - ask her whats wrong
-When she ignores you - give her your attention.
-When she pulls away - pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst - tell her shes beautiful.
-When you see her start crying - just hold her & dont say a word.
-When you see her walking - sneak up & hug her waist from behind.
-When shes scared - protect her
-When she lays her head on your shoulder - tilt her head up & kiss her.
-When she steals your favorite hat - let her keep it & sleep with it for a night
-When she teases you - tease her back & make her laugh
-When she doesnt answer for a long time - reassure everything is okay
-When she looks at you with doubt - back yourself up with the truth.
-When she says that she likes you - she really does, more than you can understand.
-When she grabs at your hands - hold her and play with her fingers.
-When she bumps into you - bump into her back and make her laugh
-When she tells you a secret - keep it safe
-When she looks at you in your eyes - don't look away until she does
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - SHES HURTING INSIDE
-When you break her heart - the pain NEVER really goes away
-When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin - she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-DON'T let her have the last word.
-NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better.
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
-Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When shes mad hug her tight and dont let go
-When she says shes ok dont believe it (only if you get the vibe, don't be clingy)
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like shes all that matters to you.
-Let her know shes important.
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's ass am I kicking today, baby?"

If you do post this in the next four minut​es the one you love will
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this boy friend"
Girls post as: "Boy friend guide"

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:iconunholylegion:
I've been that guy and the more I was the more she tried to push me away. The cake is a lie. I doesn't always work, not if someone stops loving you altogether for no aparant reason.

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Hey, kids, listen up, humans are nothin' special. we don't need a tomorrow so don't hide those fists of yours.

-冕 べん-さん
:iconsasuke-kunluvsme:
OTL

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=3 this cat grin wil concour the world...if not it will die trying X3

"if misery loves company, well, so long, you'll miss me when i'm gone"
when i'm gone-simple plan
:iconunholylegion:
Okay so that in some way represents a person
O
T
|L
But, what do you mean in full when you put it?

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Hey, kids, listen up, humans are nothin' special. we don't need a tomorrow so don't hide those fists of yours.

-冕 べん-さん
:iconsasuke-kunluvsme:
...:iconotlplz: this is becoming epic fail im sorry

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=3 this cat grin wil concour the world...if not it will die trying X3

"if misery loves company, well, so long, you'll miss me when i'm gone"
when i'm gone-simple plan
:iconunholylegion:
I see. Norw I see how OTL represents that. Well at least the dog lives hapilly ever after....

--
Hey, kids, listen up, humans are nothin' special. we don't need a tomorrow so don't hide those fists of yours.

-冕 べん-さん
:iconsasuke-kunluvsme:
cept i'm a kitty who wants to suicide

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=3 this cat grin wil concour the world...if not it will die trying X3

"if misery loves company, well, so long, you'll miss me when i'm gone"
when i'm gone-simple plan
:iconunholylegion:
so wouldn't that be more like :ninjafella:TL~ ?

--
Hey, kids, listen up, humans are nothin' special. we don't need a tomorrow so don't hide those fists of yours.

-冕 べん-さん
:iconsasuke-kunluvsme:
lol if you want

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=3 this cat grin wil concour the world...if not it will die trying X3

"if misery loves company, well, so long, you'll miss me when i'm gone"
when i'm gone-simple plan
:iconunholylegion:
:lol: I only want some clarity.

--
Hey, kids, listen up, humans are nothin' special. we don't need a tomorrow so don't hide those fists of yours.

-冕 べん-さん

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